pearswhy:

pearswhy:

are cats solar powered?? why are they always trying to lie in the sun

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what the fuck. i was making a joke but its actually true

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Heteronormativity isn’t just about the presumption that everyone is heterosexual. The expectation that boys woo girls feeds into your mind the expectation that relationships are necessary for fulfilment, and you are less than if you are not having particular kinds of sex with a particular, and a particular kind of, person at particular intervals. It’s about what Lauren Berlant calls the love plot, in which love is produced as a generic text enabling society to interpret your life as following certain conventions. It’s not about what you want, it’s about what you’re supposed to want. You’re not encouraged to think about what you want in relationships, if anything, so much as you are encouraged to fit a script. Heteronormativity messes things up for everyone, straight people included.

Tossing the script of desire | Zero at the Bone (via brute-reason)

Have I already reblogged this? Don’t know don’t care.

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this is everything

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▸ Cake Boss inspired things to say during sex:

tobiscuits:

  • We’re gonna dirty ice it
  • EEEeeeeeeyyyyyyyyy
  • This is my brother in law, Joey
  • I don’t think it’s going to fit through the door
  • What a great reaction
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me to all my friends: YOU CAN DO IT. YOU MAKE YOUR OWN LIFE. LET'S DO THIS TOGETHER. COME ON!!!
me to myself: you fucking piece of shit you will amount to nothing nothing is worth it your feelings are irrational go sleep for 22 hours
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Anonymous sent: do you watch porn?

socomicallygay:

yeah check it out

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cockblocksquad:

"One Direction are gay"

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lordelgay:

it’s called sexism and it’s disgusting

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(Source: pigmentandglitter)

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saturnineaqua:

god dont like ugly

(Source: whitemeatonly)

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toxines:

I need winter I am too goth for this

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gameofbonerrs:

where he truly belongs

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niallhorantheirish:

Zayn in Chicago - 28.08.2014 (x/x)

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officialzirry:

remember when zayn tweeted about Michael Jackson instead of liam

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glowcloud:

do not fall in love with people like me, i will blog about it

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